DeuceDeuceYeti

The quietest 80% shooter alive. DeuceDeuceYeti has played five games and hit 78.1% from the field with an 81.5% three-ball — both marks would embarrass most of the league's stars — while scoring 15.4 a night and never once demanding the offense. The 23-point closer in Game 079 (9-of-11 with 5 threes, 2 steals, 2 blocks) was the loudest version yet, and the 5-of-6-from-deep night in his Game 069 debut set the tone. The critique writes itself, though: 2.8 rebounds and 2.8 assists a game means he produces exactly one thing — and at 6-3, efficient scoring alone hasn't tilted the standings. A sixth man's usage with a franchise player's shooting splits. Feed him more, or watch other teams figure out they should.