GoodKarmaa

The franchise's first assist king — and now a milestone machine the record book can barely keep up with. In the space of four games GoodKarmaa became the FIRST PLAYER IN ASSOCIATION HISTORY TO 500 CAREER ASSISTS (523 and counting, a lead of nearly seventy) and the fourth member of the 1,000-point club — and he's already climbed to THIRD on the all-time scoring list at 1,036. The single-game assist record (23), three of the four best passing nights ever recorded, a share of the made-threes single-game record (9), and a pair of 68-PRF monuments all still sit in his wing of the museum. The double-double crown is his outright at SEVENTEEN (BUBBA stalled at 14), extended by a 22/12 Player of the Game night in Game 074 and a 15-point, 12-assist, 2-block winner in Game 079 — hardware piece number 11. And the race nobody saw coming is back on: he's TWO REBOUNDS from taking TJ09's all-time rebounding crown (235 to 233) — a point guard about to out-board every big in league history. The nightly line is franchise-cornerstone stuff — 17.9 points and 9 assists on 74.2% from the floor and 71.3% from three. Two honest asterisks: jspalt4 has seized the per-game assist lead, and the record sits at 30-33 — weighed down by the one pairing that has never worked, a 5-13 all-time mark alongside Jaycross713, the heaviest losing partnership in the league. The most complete stat-sheet resume in the league is still waiting on the win column to sign off. The blueprint is drawn. The standings owe him a building.